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Is This The Biggest Problem Facing Utahns Today?
Utah. It's an amazing place to live. I've been here for almost 6 years and this place has really grown on me. The mountains are spectacular, the winter sports are second to none, the national and state parks are some of the best in the world, and it even has some fantastic sport teams. However, just like any place in the world, there are some drawbacks. Some people might say the biggest issue is pollution, rising housing prices, or lack of diversity. While those are all true and extremely harmful in their own ways, this is in fact the number 1 issue holding Utahns back: Good breakfast cafes -- especially ones that are open on Sunday. Now I get it. You read that last sentenced and scoffed. This is the biggest issue? YES!! This is a serious issue. There are over 636,000 people living in Utah county and I can name all the breakfast spots that are open on Sunday on one hand. And from that list only one, maybe two are good places to eat. Yet all of those restaurants have EXTREMELY long lines every Sunday. I'm talking an average of a couple hours wait time before you can sit to eat! And some of these places certainly do not deserve it. Black Bear Diner? Jim's Family Restaurant? DENNY'S??? IHOP???? These are the best places the number 1 economy for GDP growth can produce? (This is where we are taking our kids? Endangering their lives for some shitty pancakes?) No, I simply can just sit by and do nothing while a travesty that is Black Bear Diner gets as much business as it does on Sunday. It's way too expensive and its trash! Us Utahns deserve fluffy hotcakes! We deserve fresh omelets! We deserve delectable skillets drowned in gravy! And we deserve this on Sundays!
Worried Your Wedding Might Be Boring? Here Are Some Simple Tricks...
Congratulations! Your big day is just around the corner. It is the most important day of your life and you will remember those moments forever. However, don't kid yourself. Your wedding day isn't the biggest day of your guests' lives. Sure, your mother or father or even best friend will probably mark it on their calendars, but for most of your guests, your wedding day is viewed more as a celebration or party. In fact, it's probably not the only wedding they will go to this year! So how can you make your wedding not only special to you, but to everyone who attends? Well, here are some tips: Avoid holding your wedding on the same day as a big game. I know you just rolled your eyes as your read that. But, the fact is nobody wants to be at a wedding when their favorite team or the SEC championship game is on. Avoid the month of March at all costs. Avoid game 7s of NBA playoffs. Avoid Sundays during the NFL season. This is just basic stuff. Have your big day during the summer when just baseball is on. Nobody care about that. Ensuring your special day is the only big event happening that day will make sure your guests will only care about you. Don't take the dancing for granted! Don't hire the groom's best man to dj your wedding (unless they are an actual dj or have real equipment). Music goes such a long way in bringing the vibes to the wedding. And please make sure your DJ knows not to play the whole song!!! 1-2 minutes per song is ideal!! I promise by the second verse of I Wanna Dance with Somebody people are slowing down and feeling the awkwardness. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT TIP: HIRE POP'S SODA. This is a no brainer. When someone thinks wedding they think of love and drinks. That's it! That's the whole list!! To prove it, I've added Captain Jack Sparrow as a reference. You got to have drinks the whole family can enjoy. You think just having alcohol will suffice? What are all the kids going to drink? Water? No, a nice soda bar is something the whole family can get behind. (And if you need to bring a little something-something to add to the soda to give you courage to hit the dance floor then that's fine!)
Finally. A Top Ten List Of The Best Sodas In The Game
Finally. An incontestable top 10 ranking of the best sodas on the market today. We are well into 2021 so it’s time that we as Americans finally get some clarity. For the sake of this blog, we will be looking at major brands of soda, not your ma and pop soda brands. Basically, any soda that you can consistently go into any gas station or convenience store and get will be included in this extensive list. Also, diet soda won’t be included on this list. Why do you ask? Cause that shit is nasty. Alright, here we go…. #10: Canada Dry Ginger Ale Look, I get that its basically a cure-all for any ailment, but the actual flavor of the soda isn’t great. But at least it’s better than Mellow Yellow. #9: Barq’s root beer The worst root beer flavor of the 3 major brands including A&W and Mug. I get that we all love caffeine, but it honestly ruins it for me. #8: Fanta As a child, I actually loved Fanta. Nothing like playing in your little league baseball or soccer league and then pounding a Fanta to get a full recovery. But as a man, I cannot in good conscience put this higher than #8. #7: Mr. Pibb If there was no Dr. Pepper to compare it to, Mr. Pibb honestly isn’t that bad. But, there is a Dr. Pepper to compare it to. Hence, why it comes in at #7. #7: Mug Root Beer Look, Mug Root Beer is good, not great. That being said, depending on what you’re eating while drinking, such as pizza or some type of bbq, it’s not a bad option. #6: A&W Root Beer The best of the root beer brands. The extra vanilla flavoring puts it in the lead of the 3 major root beer brands. Drink this while eating some fried chicken...OHHHHH baby you about to have a great day. #4: Mountain Dew As a proud member of one of The Boyz, it pains me to put Mountain Dew at number 4. Nothing would bring me more joy than to rank it number 1. Alas, I am burdened with the heavy task of coming up with the top ten sodas on the market. And it’s time that the boyz realize that mountain dew is not the best drink in the world. #3: Coke Name something more American than Coke. You can’t. It’s seen at every 4th of July celebration and it’s merchandise is plastered all over your weird aunt’s kitchen. Coke is a wonderful drink and can always leave you smiling and satisfied. #2: Sprite A horribly underrated drink. Granted, the variance in quality between plastic bottles, cans, and McDonald’s soda dispenser can be tricky. There can be times when drinking from a plastic bottle and it does not have the right amount of fiiz. That being said, Sprite can be so so so good. On the right day and with the right meal, sometimes Sprite is the perfect drink. #1: Dr. Pepper Look, it’s a fact. Dr. Pepper is the best soda in the game. It seemingly pairs perfectly with everything, whether you’re eating Mexican food, pounding some Bbq, or just chilling at home losing to a 12-year-old on Call of Duty. It simply never disappoints. P.S. You may have noticed Pepsi was nowhere to be found on this top ten list. That’s because it is simply gross. Thank you for your time.
We Are Coming To Take Over The Custom Drink World
Pop's Soda. Get used to hearing and seeing the name. We are coming for every pop shop known to man. Sodalicious, Fiiz, Swig, ect. you better bring a change a pants. You aren't dealing with a normal man. Many have referred to Pop as a god in the kitchen, on the basketball court, and on Xbox. You may be asking yourself as you read this. "What are you talking about? Pop does not even have one location yet! How can he be taking over anything?" Well you may be right about that. We don't have a location. YET! But, we still can offer the best damn catering service west of the Mississippi. Any type of event you may be hosting, Pop's Soda has got you covered. Along with that, Pop's Soda will be creating exciting content along with the most fire merch you have ever laid your eyes on. So I'll type it louder for the people in the back. POP'S SODA IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE CUSTOM DRINK WORLD. Be ready.